Well, guys, we're on a thrilling linguistic ride today! We're diving into the jumbled ocean of English synonyms and our catch of the day is "squirmed". Now, buckle up because the English language is a wild beast, unpredictable and full of surprises. Some of the synonyms that can give "squirmed" a run for its money are 'wriggled', 'twisted', 'fidgeted', or even 'writhed'. Yes, my friends, English is that friend who never fails to amaze you with its unpredictable twists and turns. So, the next time you find yourself squirming in your seat, remember you have a few other options to choose from!